International Herb Beauty Pageant Results

In the recent International Herb Beauty Pageant, sage was voted "Most Beautiful Herb." Parsley took the award for "Herbal Congeniality." Sexy Italian basil won "Most Photogenic" over coriander. Sassy capers shocked the world by defeating tarragon in the "Best Swimsuit" competition. Rosemary edged out thyme for "Earthiest Herb." Star anise is "Most Artistic," a surprising upset to gain an award cannabis has dominated for decades. Fugly cumin leaves, however, get "Most Likely to Have Friends Pay Someone to Date You."